Don't Die In The Woods - Rain + Heat Emergency Poncho - Wearable Mylar Space Blanket For Hiking, Camping, First Aid, Survival

DON’T DIE IN THE WOODS. Upgrade your cheap plastic rain poncho today. Great For: NOT DYING IN THE WOODS – Otherwise we wouldn’t be selling it, right? Keep some in your backpack, car, and emergency kits just in case. Besides keeping you warm and dry, this mylar poncho has countless uses in survival situations. HIKING, CAMPING, & HUNTING – Emergency shelter is one of the Ten Essentials recommended by the National Park Service. Always keep one in your hiking backpack and wilderness first aid kit to help protect from unexpected rain and cold weather. CAR EMERGENCY & FIRST AID KITS – Every year people get stranded on the highway in winter storms. Keep these in the glove compartment in case you get stuck in a snowstorm, run out of gas, or get into a car accident during the winter. SURVIVAL KITS, GO BAGS, & PREPPER KITS – A must-have for earthquake survival kits, 72 hour disaster kits, first aid kits, emergency survival kits of all kinds. And zombie apocalypse kits of course. Unique Features: RAIN PROTECTION + HEAT RETENTION – Our Survival Poncho combines both rain protection and thermal insulation in one versatile product, kinda like if a rain poncho and a space blanket had a baby. EXTRA THICK MYLAR – Our HeatFlex mylar is thicker and more flexible than ordinary space blankets. ROOM FOR A BACKPACK – Spacious 4ft x 4ft poncho allows for full freedom of movement. INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED – In lightweight plastic ziplock bags. REVERSIBLE – Blend in with your surroundings or shiny silver “Chipotle burrito”-mode to stand out, whatever your situation requires to stay safe. AVAILABLE IN 2 COLORS – Grave Robber Green and Oh Sh*t Orange 1% FOR THE PLANET – A portion of each purchase is donated to organizations helping us not kill the woods. Specifications: Packed Size: 3.5 in x 4.5 in x 1 in Unpacked Size: 48 in wide x 48 in tall (40 inches tall from shoulder to bottom) Weight: 3.5 oz Material: 28um HeatFlex mylar (aluminized polyethylene) Package: Individually wrapped in plastic ziplock bag For temporary emergency use only. Do not use as a substitute for outdoor gear. Always plan ahead and bring appropriate equipment for your trip. Warning: Adult supervision is required due to strangulation and suffocation hazards. Mylar is not fireproof. Keep away from heat and flames.

• RELIABLE RAIN PROTECTION – Unexpected rain storm? Our Survival Poncho has you covered, literally. It’s 100% waterproof to help protect against rain, wind, and snow.
• HELLACIOUS HEAT RETENTION – Unexpected cold weather? Our Survival Poncho has you covered, yet again. Made from NASA-designed heat-reflecting thermal mylar, it doubles as a space blanket to help retain body heat.
• DISASTER-PROOF DESIGN – Our HeatFlex mylar is thicker and more flexible than ordinary space blankets. When in use, it expands to 4 ft x 4 ft – room for a backpack and ample freedom of movement. When packed down, it’s only 3.5 in x 4.5 and 3.5 oz – you’ll hardly notice it’s there.
• ONE OF THE 10 ESSENTIALS – Emergency shelter is one of the ten survival gear essentials recommended by the National Park Service. Stash these tactical emergency blanket ponchos everywhere – in your hiking backpack, roadside emergency kit, survival kit, first aid kit, bug out bag, and camping gear. These thermal foil space blanket ponchos are a must-have for camping, hunting, 72 hr go bags, tactical gear preppers, earthquake survival kits, home emergency, and car first aid kits.
• 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED – We’re dead serious about customer support. Get in touch with us for any issue and we’ll make it right. 1% FOR THE PLANET – We donate a portion of each purchase to support conservation efforts around the world.